Sunday, August 22, 2010

I Hate Justin Bieber!

(Warning: If you are a Justin Bieber Fan, by any circumstances, NEVER, NO EVER, try to read this. I don't want to see any hate mails on any of my inboxes. If this is the first time you see the title and you are a fan, first thing you do is make a blog, then spread it all over the world, then go have a blog war with me. Then we can make a debate blog that shows how much you are totally obsessed with Justin Bieber.)

Yes. You saw the title right. I hate Justin Bieber. Oh wait! Let me paraphrase that. WE HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!

Yes. We! We, including my sister, brother, me, and my youngest brother, Jaztine. He hates him so much, just showing him a picture would make him REALLY mad! My oldest brother, by just saying Canada to him, he automatically says that HE HATES JUSTIN BIEBER. SO MUCH he would kill me instead.

Justin Bieber. A Canadian boy who became popular by just singing on his videos posted on YouTube. Then discovered by some guy who owns some record label that made him FREAKING famous that put him to the Poop Chart wee bit higher than anyone can ever think of. Enough of his awfully microscopic bios. Now it's my turn to criticize (insult to be exact!) him. Bwuahahahahahhahahah!

Oh such voice he has. With such voice, I FEEL THE URGE TO STRANGLE HIS NECK SO IT WILL TURN DEEP! You know what I am talking about. Oh yeah. Let us not forget the people that I asked if they like Justin Bieber or not. Majority of the people that I asked said that they HATE him so much they want to kill him. What is up with his voice?! So girly and and squeaky! And majority of the people I asked said that he is so GAY! And as rumors roam the social sites, there are some Anti-Justin Bieber movements. And I asked someone recently if they are a fan, most of them said that they would rather DIE than listen to his song or take a look at him.

Let us make this insults into an equation, OK?
Squeaky voice + Gay^2+The gay swooped hair+ Stupid Tattoo+ Irritating songs = Justin Bieber

And the last words I would like to say to him: CUT YOUR HAIR! YOU LOOK LIKE A !@##!
And a last statement from my youngest brother: Justin Bieber PANGET! (it means ugly in Filipino)

2 comments:

  1. Nahh!! Aren't you a little bit exaggerating over there.. and oh! how do you follow! 0_o I don't know how .. haha

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