I am not your Typical Mormon dude

SO, I guess you have an idea that I'm actually Mormon. But if some of you don't, then here is goes.

I'm a Mormon, and I'm proud of it!


Yes! You saw it right. But I have some things that are a bit out of the being.

What do I mean by that? I'll enumerate some stuffs that I do that are too eccentric. But I can guarantee you, I still abide on the standards that are given on being a Mormon.

Mildly eccentric part:

I stay up all night and never minds what the time it is
I say what I think...... especially when it's about being frank on one thing
I'm a very loud person, even in sacrament meetings (I whisper loudly (Irony, it's funny))
I go to dance club, and dance as if I'm drunk and never get to have any sip of their "poisonous" drink.

Eccentric at it's mediocrity part:

I easily get offended, but easily forgets what I am offended about
I often forget my name, especially when I see some b-e-a-u-t-i-full sister right in front of me
I dance in the middle of the street when I hear a good music going on, or in super markets

Strictly eccentric part:

I go to Starbucks..... to leech on their internet and not to buy something.... THEIR FRAPPE ARE SO DARN EXPENSIVE ON MY BUDGET!
I can sing on the karaoke for hours and hours and never get tired of my voice, even though the people around me are starting to be pissed about it.
I dance with my undies only.... when no one is around, at least
I go anywhere and wear boxers and a jogging shirt without giving a dang on what people thinks
I listen to harder than rock, screaming metal people voices, and absolutely classical rock at the brink of silence.... In other words, I play loud music when people are asleep.
I can drink a whole litter of soda in one day, and not get sick, or more ;)
I sleep with my undies only, and shirtless.

I think that's the only attributes I can see to myself when I'm around people, or at least when there are people around me.

But I'm guessing my eccentricity would be gone by the time I leave for serving a full-time mission. But it might go back when I get back from serving... what do you think?? But we'll never know the possibilities, eh? Well, all I can say is that I am not your typical Mormon dude, but I can be you typical bestest friend.  (wink wink)